Benefits

Alice used to be in
Wonderland,
it was an escape,
but now Alice lives
next door to me..
She no longer chases
rabbits,
She chases her ESSA
at the Department of
Work and Pensions,
because they only pay
£72.00 a week and
this she has to live on,
Problem is, poor Alice
is still fat..
and they cant work
that one out.