" THE BEST MAN IN THE BOAT "!?X

" LADIES , DO YOU RECOGNIZE YOURS?
IN ALL IT,S GLORY & ALL IT,S FLAWS!
BEFORE OR AFTER, YOUR PELVIC FLOORS
OR YOU HAVEN,T LOOKED LATELY
SO REALLY AREN,T QUITE SURE?
OR DOES YOURS LOOK RATHER SORE ?
OR MORE LIKE A RIGHT EYE SAW
& DEFINATLY , NOT AS IT WAS BEFORE?
& UNDERSTAND WHY IT AINT USED NO MORE
DO YOUR LIPS HANG LOW A BIT?
WOULD YOU RECOGNIZE YOUR CLIT?
HOW FAMILIAR IS YOUR HOLE ?
WOULD IT TAKE A FINGER OR A POLE ?
OR IS IT AS DIRTY AS AN OLE PIECE OF COAL?
TO SEE WHOSE , TOP OF THE PUSSY POLE
IN THE WOMENS INSTITUTE LOCAL HALL
PLACE A PICTURE OF YOURS ON THE WALL!
& WE CAN HAVE A GANDER AT THEM ALL!
& PICK A WINNER, THAN WE CAN CALL!
YOU COULD BE A WINNER, NOW CAST YOUR VOTE
WHOSE GOT THE BEST MAN IN THE BOAT?
THE 1 THAT YOU CANNOT HELP BUT JUST GLOAT!
WHOSE THE 1 , THAT FLOATS YA BOAT?
& PRAY IT DONT BELONG TO AN OLD GOAT!
DONT WORRY TO MUCH , SHE,S STILL GOT A THROAT!
NO POINT IN ENTERING IF YOU ARE A VIRGIN!
COS, THERE WILL NOT BE ANY SUCH PICTURES EMERGING "!?X
Tracy Timothy xx
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