Betcha You're Speechless

D'ya notice how handsome

This dude is today

Bet you're speechless

And totally amazed

Can't imagine the difficulty

You haven't a clue

To wake up, such a specimen

While maintaing my cool

Now you may think my beano

Is too big for my britches

But it comes with the accolades

So I scratch where it itches

Us guys are real fortunate

So what can I say

It's a cross we must bear

That we live with each day

Sure gets annoying

Those pretty young fillies

Constantly hounding me

To show them my willy

Now a little bit of smut

Has crept into my verse

Please forgive me dear poets

It could be a lot worse

D'ya notice how handsome

This dude is today

Betcha you're speechless

And totally amazed!