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" CALL YOURSELF A MAN "!?X

" CALL YOURSELF A MAN "!?X

" COME ON HANDSOME, DONT LOOK SO SCARED!"
NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT, I,M ALWAYS PREPARED
I AM A HOT BLOODED WOMAN, 
SO I SUGGEST YOU GET A BLOODY MOVE ON!
BEFORE THIS OFFER IS  LONG GONE !
WHERE DO YOU WANT ME ?
THE COUCH, THE TABLE, THE FLOOR??
I,LL SOON HAVE YA BEGGING FOR MORE
WILL NOT LEAVE UNTIL YOU ARE SORE
SO WHAT YA FUCK N WAITING FOR ?
I,LL GIVE YA THE THE COUNT OF 4
UNLESS YOU CAN GIVE ME " WHAT FOR !"
IF YOU AINT UP TO THE JOB ?
& YOU ARE NOT  AN EXPERT WITH YA KNOB ?
& YA DONT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN FAKING IT & A THROB?
YOU KNOW WHICH WAYS THE DOOR!
& DONT BOTHER TO CALL ME NO MORE
OR I,LL FUCK N BREAK YA JAW!
NOW GET OVER HER & MAKE ME SORE
I REALLY CAN NOT WAIT NO MORE
DO NOT CALL YOURSELF A MAN!!
UNLESS YOU BLOODY..DAMN WELL CAN ??

Tracy Timothy xx
 

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Kimmy Alan

Enough with those demure naughty school girls.  I'd prefer a good old fashion femdom any day.

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