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Cat

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Ian Halford

There once was a cat on our roof,

It sat there all snide and aloof

Dad grabbed his gun

The cat didn’t run

And that’s when the kitty went poof.

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Comedy Satire
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Limerick
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Tony Taylor

LOL!!...... perfect Limerick Ian HALFORD!!......ALL STARS!!!...:.. well done brother poet!!...... smiles....... and...... WELCOME to COSMO!!...... LOVE and ROCKETS!!.......Tco

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