CATAS-TROPHY BRIDE !?X

I,M HAVING A DRESS REHEARSAL!
WHAT..DO YOU THINK ??
DO YOU THINK I NEED 
A DIFFERENT SHADE OF LIPSTICK
OTHER THAN PINK?
DO YOU THINK I NEED FALSE LASHES?
I,VE GOT A BRILLIANT  FOUNDATION
TO COVER UP MOUSTACHES!
I,VE HAD MY EYEBROW,S PLUCKED
& I HOPE SOON . TO BE FUCKED!
I,M A BLOKE, IF HE DONT REALISE?
WITH ANY LUCK!
WHEN I FORGET TO KEEP THE SEAT DOWN
& KEEP PLAYING WITH ME FLIES!
OR KNOW,S I DRIVE A FORK LIFE TRUCK!
I,M SURE THAT HE WONT BE ABLE TO TELL!?
I THINK I CARRY IT VERY WELL?
BUT THE WEDDING NIGHT.COULD BE HELL?
HE REALLY DOESN,T KNOW ME. VERY WELL!
I,M A TROPHY BRIDE
ALL THE WAY FROM THAILAND!
A LADY - BOY ON PAPER!
BUT..I,M REALLY A MAN!
WITH A COCK. I DO HIDE
JUST A SMALL WHITE LIE!
BY WHICH TIME IT
WILL BE TOO LATE
& BY THEN HE WILL
HAVE SEALED HIS FATE!
HE MAY ENJOY IT UP THE GARY?
THEN I,LL TELL HIM
MY REAL NAME IS HARRY!
& EVERYONE IS HAPPY!
WHAT A VERY LUCKY CHAPPIE!
THAT,S THE RISK YOU TAKE
WITH TROPHY BRIDES LIKE ME !
GETTING YOUR BRIDE BY MAIL
COULD BE A CATASTROPHE!
NOR SURE IF YOUR GETTING
A FEMALE OR MALE
NO MONEY BACK, AFTER THE SALE!
YA JUST HAVE TO WAIT & SEE?
EVEN IF YOU GO VERY PALE
AFTER THE BLOODY SHIP HAS SAILED
WHETHER ITS.  A HARRIET OR HARRY!?X

Tracy Timothy xx