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CATAS-TROPHY BRIDE !?X

CATAS-TROPHY BRIDE !?X

I,M HAVING A DRESS REHEARSAL!
WHAT..DO YOU THINK ??
DO YOU THINK I NEED 
A DIFFERENT SHADE OF LIPSTICK
OTHER THAN PINK?
DO YOU THINK I NEED FALSE LASHES?
I,VE GOT A BRILLIANT  FOUNDATION
TO COVER UP MOUSTACHES!
I,VE HAD MY EYEBROW,S PLUCKED
& I HOPE SOON . TO BE FUCKED!
I,M A BLOKE, IF HE DONT REALISE?
WITH ANY LUCK!
WHEN I FORGET TO KEEP THE SEAT DOWN
& KEEP PLAYING WITH ME FLIES!
OR KNOW,S I DRIVE A FORK LIFE TRUCK!
I,M SURE THAT HE WONT BE ABLE TO TELL!?
I THINK I CARRY IT VERY WELL?
BUT THE WEDDING NIGHT.COULD BE HELL?
HE REALLY DOESN,T KNOW ME. VERY WELL!
I,M A TROPHY BRIDE
ALL THE WAY FROM THAILAND!
A LADY - BOY ON PAPER!
BUT..I,M REALLY A MAN!
WITH A COCK. I DO HIDE
JUST A SMALL WHITE LIE!
BY WHICH TIME IT
WILL BE TOO LATE
& BY THEN HE WILL
HAVE SEALED HIS FATE!
HE MAY ENJOY IT UP THE GARY?
THEN I,LL TELL HIM
MY REAL NAME IS HARRY!
& EVERYONE IS HAPPY!
WHAT A VERY LUCKY CHAPPIE!
THAT,S THE RISK YOU TAKE
WITH TROPHY BRIDES LIKE ME !
GETTING YOUR BRIDE BY MAIL
COULD BE A CATASTROPHE!
NOR SURE IF YOUR GETTING
A FEMALE OR MALE
NO MONEY BACK, AFTER THE SALE!
YA JUST HAVE TO WAIT & SEE?
EVEN IF YOU GO VERY PALE
AFTER THE BLOODY SHIP HAS SAILED
WHETHER ITS.  A HARRIET OR HARRY!?X

Tracy Timothy xx

 

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Carey Milton

LMAO!!! Tracy xx

Your consistant funny side...
makes me laugh out loud
How can I not vote for this
Girl...You make me proud !!

lol x

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Jason Lee

Quality Tracy LMFAO :)
My favourite line, I think only the English readers who know who Gary Glitter is will understand ,d appreciate this haha ....

"HE MAY ENJOY IT UP THE GARY?
THEN I,LL TELL HIM
MY REAL NAME IS HARRY!"
GOLD as Carey would say :)

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Tracy Timothy

your a diamond thanks as always from your no.1 fan x so you like it up the gary ?????lol

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Jason Lee

Miss Darkness does LMFAO....oops I'm in trouble now ;)

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Tracy Timothy

thank s for your lovely comments carey
i,m glad you liked my poem
about harriet or harry ??? lol

your a good girl xx

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