" CAT.ASTROPHE-IN 3 D !"?X

" I ASKED MY KITTY, TO THE FLICKS WITH ME 
TO WATCH THE AFTERNOON MATINEE
AS IT IS ALL, SO TOTALLY FOR FREE!
I TOLD HER, WE,LL BE TRYING OUT 3 D!
" OH SHE SAID, IT,S BOUND TO BE SHITTY?"
& I SAID " YOU WILL MISS OUT KITTY"!
& THAT WOULD BE A REAL PITY
& NO YOU CANT , SIT ON MY KNEE !
SO HERE WE ARE, WERE SO PREPARED
& DEAR KITTY , IS ALREADY SCARED
NOT HOW I THOUGHT, SHE WOULD HAVE FAIRED?
WERE HOLDING PAWS, IN THE POP CORN
& KITTY MUTTERS " I HOPE IT AINT PORN?
OR ABOUT ANYTHING, THAT IS  BEING BORN?
I DONT WANNA WATCH SEX, IN ANY FORM!
" NO, I REPLIED, IT IS THE JUNGLE BOOK!
SO OPEN UP YA EYE,S & TAKE A LOOK
IT,S ONLY MADE BY MR DISNEY
YOU NEED TO OPEN YOUR EYES TO SEE 
THE IMPRESSIVE TIGER, SHERE KHAN
LOOKS AS THO HE COULD DO YOU REAL HARM?
& FEAST ON ONE OF OUR FURRY ARMS !
YOU WOULDN,T FIND HIM, ON ANY KIND OF FARM!?
BALOO COMES ALIVE, YOU SHOULD SEE HIM JIVE 
& BAGHEREA IS SO MUCH CLEARER
THAT SHE COULD NOT SEEM ANY NEARER ?
SHE IS A CAT, SO THERE,S NO NEED TO FEAR HER
FLAPS, ZIGGY BIZZY & BUZZY
LOOK SO LIFE LIKE, THAT I WISH THEY WERE FUZZY
SHANTI LOOKS LIKE SUCH A DOLL !
YOU WONT SEE NOTHING THROUGH CLOSED EYE BALLS!
IT WILL BE FINISHED VERY SOON
IT,S SO CLEVER IT,S ALMOST ON ZOOM!
YOUR THE ONLY ONE , WHOSE EYES ARE CLOSED
IN THE WHOLE BLOODY ROOM !
& THE FUCK N CREDITS, WILL ROLL VERY SOON 
& I,D SAY THAT THIS RELATIONSHIP IS DOOMED

THANK GOODNESS, I DIDNT PROPOSE 
I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE COME WITH ROSE 
SHES THE ONE WHO KEEPS ME ON MY TOES
THATS JUST THE WAY THAT LOVE GOES !"

Tracy Timothy xx