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Sex Change

I've filed for divorce because my wife did something strange.
She went behind my back and had a sex change.
When I came home one afternoon,  a man answered the door. 
I thought it was a burglar so I knocked my wife to the floor.
When I learned that she became a man, I got mad.
I lost the beautiful and sexy wife that I once had.
She said even though she became a man, I should still love her.
I told her that I already have a willy and I don't need another.
When I packed my bags and left her for good, she said it was a lousy thing to do.
If you're a man, keep an eye on your wife because she may have a sex change too.

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