CHEESED OFF!?X

I,VE BEEN TRYING TO THINK OF 
A WAY TO GET TO THE CHEESE!
& I HAVE INVENTED THIS TYPE OF TRAPEZE
AS LONG AS THE TRAP.... DONT GO SNAP
I SHOULD BE ABLE TO 
REMOVE IT.WITH EASE!
THE WIFE WILL BE PLEASED
AS LONG AS I DONT 
FALL TO MY KNEE,S?
THE CRACKERS ARE AT THE READY
JUST WAITING FOR THE CHEESE!
" NEARLY THERE LOVE, VERY GENTLY PLEASE!
WHAT EVER YOU DO
PLEASE DO NOT SNEEZE  !?
OR  I,LL BE IN THE TRAP
& THAT WILL BE , THE END OF THAT!
SO FINGER,S CROSSED, I CAN REACH IT
FROM THIS ..BLOODY TRAPEZE !

Tracy Timothy xx