Poem -

Christmas Mourning

The tree now a pile mess.
Where are all the chocolates? Lets bloody guess

Wrapping paper still getting found!
The bin is now one big recyclable mound

Sore heads but no empty tummy's. 
All the presents appreciated apart from mummy's

​​​​​​The dog and cat have had their fill of scraps.
They've also eaten a lot and had a few naps

Is it finally time to call  an end? 
Let's put all the festive disagreements to an end 

​​​​​​The smell of sprouts somehow still linger. 
Probably flicked somewhere discreet by a fussy finger 

Turkey sandwiches for lunch?
The pigs in blankets won't make it to the tomorrow's brunch 

A spring clean is needed bad.
Yes! That will get rid of all the tat from Auntie, she's bloody mad!
 
​​​​​Let's settle down and rearm for Valentine's and Easter 
And try and get rid of aunties present! A book on how to be the best barista!

Merry Christmas and happy new year 
It will soon be back again, so don't shed a tear!

 

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