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" WISHES FOR DISHES"?X

" WISHES FOR DISHES"?X

" HONEY, AS YOU ARE DOING THE DISHES
I WILL GRANT YOU ONE OF YOUR WISHES
I,LL JUST PULL DOWN YOUR FLIES
& GIVE YOU A LOVELY SURPRISE
JUST KEEP DOING THE DISHES,BUT CLOSE YA EYES
THE SIGHT OF YOU IN MARIGOLD GLOVES
FILLS ME WITH EVERLASTING LOVEĀ 
FOR YOUR HELP , I.LL SUCK YA KNOB
AS YOUR DOING A WONDERFUL JOB
& NOT BEING, YA USUAL COUCH POTATO SLOB
YOU GET REWARDED WHEN YOU HELP MEĀ 
THE LEAST I CAN DO, IS SUCK YOUR WILLY
MAKE SURE YOU GET THEM NICE & CLEAN
& BY THE TIME YOUR DONEĀ 
I WILL HAVE GOT THE CREAM
YA MOTHERS NEXT DOOR, SO DONT SCREAM
WHILE I FULFILL , YOUR WILDEST DREAMS
IT,S YOUR REWARD FOR GETTING THE DISHES SO CLEAN
& I,LL NEVER AGAIN CALL YOU MEAN!
THE DISHES ARE DONE & YA WHISTLE IS CLEAN
DONT WE MAKE THE PERFECT TEAM?
Ā 

Tracy Timothy xx

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