Comedy

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Seize the Day

Before reading, I apologize for the small amount of profanity. The poem is cynical in nature and the words...

Poem -

The Other Species


​​​Instinctively the minute wheels that make up your imitation brain begin to rotate in an all-out...

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Lolita

Lolita

I admire you Lolita
For the cunning ways you plotted,
You used your innocence and freshness...

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Fooled By Facebook

Fooled By Facebook

Good afternoon Sarah what's on your mind?

Well Jennie's won the lotto and she's splashing wads of...

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Embarrassment In Outer Space

Embarrassment In Outer Space

The knowing look of embarrassment, was written on my face,
As I slowly tumble by myself, in deepest...

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Old Photos

Old Photos

I see memories as I see old photos:
to gape at as much as the heart desires, to be browsed through...

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yea...totally.

yea...totally.

I'm bad at forgetting.
I'm bad at remembering.
I'm bad at not eating.
I'm bad at...

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HANGING OUT

HANGING OUT

Ice cream cones and lollipops
Bubble gum and Keystone Cops


Hula hoops and pogo...

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Green Lights

Green Lights

Her fingernails were stilettoed, but her boots were combat.

Her jeans were two sizes too big, with...

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I love ??

I love ??

“Look me in my eyes, you will see this lonely little girl, who hides in me.”

“ She, is not anyone...

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A Sense Of Humor

They talked all at once to me,
I shook my head yes,turned and shook my head no,
I said yes to...

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Chocolate Shoes

Chocolate Shoes

She embarrassed him in the class
Right around Halloween
Dressing up as a tea pot
...

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A Broken Rose

A Broken Rose

Today I saw a broken rose,
It's petals all torn and brown,
The colour had faded from the...

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taking the p

taking the p

what fucking joy
so soon should waste
or the bliss of getting pissed
might not...

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Sadness of life

Why do I feel this way
Morning noon and night
Why is it that my life
Is always one big...

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Positive Vanity

Excessive pride is a lethal weapon,
Causing destruction to society and self.

When...

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Frogess

Frogess

I nearly stepped upon a stone,
Trod it under foot to the mud.
Where it would sink to earth...