Comedy

I nearly stepped upon a stone,
Trod it under foot to the mud.
Where it would sink to earth...

what is this life if full of shit
we have no time to stand or sit
no time to stand in clubs...

The tree and grass and green the bushes too it's like a dream it's like icecream in my dream there's...

pease pudding hot,
pease pudding cold,
pease pudding tastes like snot
nine days old....

I could burn midnight oil of love
fan flowery words of seduction
but I'd rather toil on none...

"I want you" , she whispered,
whisky breath in my ear.
That was the first thing that went...

At night I search through memories
Rummage through the days we spent together...
Question...

You could always tell I loved you
By the way that I stare
If you asked me
I'd say we'...

Each wee burst brings dancing memories
Slapping the tongue like a claymore.
Behind clear...

I have climbed up Mount Everest
It didn't take long.
I rescued a beautiful lady
From...

There once was an old man that live by the lake. And down by the water his fishing pole he would always...

Sharpened blade to my double edge sword
With Dewy dawn
another battle
to...

One day, my wife
Gave me a kiss
So I asked her why
Now why is this

She...

I can't make you love me
i can't make you see the parts of me that I want you to see
i can't...

I never thought I’d find a man I know will always be
so happily and totally,faithful just to me....

My girl she knows how to strike a pose
but not like that

In the red of the suit and the...

Forget it
You must be kidding
Well I started it but my grandad used it as bait when he went...