Comedy

I was on holiday in Bulgaria when I first spotted the suprise
A suprise not fit for children or the...

Pork chop chicken and rice
hit you with a bag of ice
Green beans collard greens make you eat...

Dear New Girl
This is a letter inducting you into the GWFYB club! Congratulations!
Welcome to...

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Pizza pizza fun to eat
pizza is a special treat
cheese, bologna, pepperoni
there's all...

Tear stained prayers
The same highway talk
The same highway drive

You made a friend...

You'll never guess what I found at the dump.

I found and soon sold an antique gas...

Today I saved a snail from drowning,
That's if they drown at all,
I've never seen them doing...

Attention seeker
You are so vexatious
Type the question you have into Google
Don't...

I would listen through sheetrock
Clenching my fists, in a staring contest with the clock.
...

I have been thinking of someone who I went to school with and how much I miss her.

You make me feel...

I lay in bed at dawn, after a long day of pleasing another
My enthusiasm, my thirst for knowledge,...

(circa 1991)

I visit a friend
in Vermont, the
Green Mountain State.

In his...

I used to come home from school absolutely ravenous. I'd raid the fridge and the cupboards and the pantry...

The only light comes from a bulb hung high
There's two closed doors, that lock from inside

...

Bored is a thing when your mind starts to wander,
And runs to a place in your head you hold fonder...

My brain is held captive within the steel cell of my skull, its desperate pleas for freedom a recurrence of...