Comedy

EVERY CHILD NEED,S A ZIP!
TO FASTEN TOGETHER
THEIR NON-STOP LIP.S
THERE,S MUCH MORE OF...

One must get in touch
With their Darkside

So i touch myself
All over

For my...

Success can trace its’ conception

Back to one night, at a drunken orgy

Where LUCK, GREED,...

When I said that you could have a pet, I didn't mean a skunk.
He sprayed me and people took off...

I have a short fuse and when I blow my top, I'm like dynamite when it explodes.
And that's exactly...

A Greek family ate at my diner and they broke all of my plates.
I whipped them all because they did...

My brother and his wife have a bad habit.
They actually breed more than rabbits.
Last week my...

Three years ago, I fell off a steeple.
My fall was broken by three people.
When this happened...

I don’t like clichés’

Though I can’t seem to avoid them

And I don’t want to be ‘absent...

When a thief got close to my back pocket, he decided to pick it.
He got my wallet and my thirty...

You make me so mad that I want to wring your neck.
You think that I'm stupid enough to take your...

I bought a parrot but he has a foul mouth.
I let him loose so that he could fly south.
But he...

I know what you want to order for dinner, Welsh Rarebit.
But if you order it again, I swear that I'...

I ordered a hitman to whack a judge and that judge hired the same man to whack me.
The hitman got...

I hate taking my meds, stupid pills, several just to wake up and a handful later just to chill. This couldn...

My brother pulled a dirty trick on me that was lousy to do.
Before I put on a Gorilla mask, he...

At first the policewoman looked angry and irritable;

Then unexpectedly a smile appeared on her...