Comedy

If I had one wish,

I would use the wish for a kiss.

You may ask me why use it for that...

" HEY THERE, YOU MISERABLE MARE!
WHY IS IT ? YOU DO DESPAIR ?
I,VE GOT NO-ONE TO PLAY WITH...

I,M DIGGING UP SOME FRIENDS FOR THIS HALLOWEEN
ALIVE & KICKING , YOU.LL HEAR THEM SCREAM!...

Since I have bad luck with women, I decided to build one.
But after I brought her to life, I said "...

I,M SO BLESSED..I LOVE MY TIT,S ! <3
THEY ARE TWO OF MY FAVORITE BITS !
THANK YOU MUM, FOR...

'Sluggie' the snail
Had made his way
Into my life
This sunny Thursday.

He was...

Last week a man was being a jerk, he was very uptight.
Just because I asked his girl for directions...

YOU WAS MY HAPPY LITTLE PILL!
I AM GOING COLD TURKEY
& IT IS MAKING ME ILL
I NEED...

OH THANK GOODNESS, WHAT A TREAT!
SHE HAS FINALLY PUT UP HER FEET
WALKING FOR MILES ALL AROUND...

" COME ON YOU TWO, LETS HAVE SOME FUN !
FIDDLE WITH ME , TWEEDLE DEE & DUMB
& THE...

Sing a song of sixpence the Police are out in force,
Four 'n' twenty *Matrix are kicking in front...

TWO YEARS ON THE TROT
I HAVE WON 1ST PRIZE!
FOR BEING AN UGLY FUCKER !
THAT AINT NO...

I used to watch those Girls Gone Wild videos but I stopped.
The last one that I saw was so shocking...

WHEN YA KNOW? YA JUST KNOW!
BECAUSE YOUR BODY TELL.S YA SO
THAT THE GREEN LIGHT, MEANS GO...

If you don’t believe in ancient behemoths beasts
Enchanted gardens, mystical forests or magic...

WE BOTH HOPE THAT YOU CAN ATTEND OUR WEDDING?
BUT..PLEASE DO NOT BUY US ANY BEDDING!
TOASTER...

Some people call me indecent and others call me rude.
People are offended because I go everywhere in...