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YA MISERABLE MARE !?X

 YA MISERABLE MARE !?X

" HEY THERE, YOU MISERABLE MARE!
WHY IS IT ? YOU DO DESPAIR ?
I,VE GOT NO-ONE TO PLAY WITH
SO IT  REALLY  IS NOT FAIR !
SULKING UNDER THE OLD OAK TREE THERE!
I WOULD READ THIS TO YOU 
BUT I AM A LITTLE HOARSE
& SO AM I YOU WOULD SAY , OF COURSE
I HAVE GOT A VERY SORE THROAT
BUT I,M SICK OF LOOKING AT YA MISERABLE BOAT
I WROTE THIS RHYME TO CHEER YOU UP 
SO UP YA GET..GIDDY UP !
OR I WILL PISS OFF & PLAY WITH THE PUP
& I WILL JUST , SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Tracy Timothy xx

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