Comedy

" NEXT YEAR LOVE BRING ME SOMETHING BIGGER!"
PREFERABLY SOMETHING WITH BATTERIES & A TRIGGER...

" OH LOVE. DO YOU HAVE TO SNORE "?
YOU WOULD THINK I WAS SUCH A BORE!?
YOU USED TO PLEAD...

Santa’s Dilemma

Winters drawing closer

dark nights almost here

Christmas time is...

The perfect way to avoid overeating this Thanksgiving is to put super glue on your lips.
If you're...

I'm so dumb that when I ordered a chili dog, I expected it to be chilly.
But when it was hot, I...

" COME ON HANDSOME, DONT LOOK SO SCARED!"
NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT, I,M ALWAYS PREPARED
I AM A...

" WHAT A TIME TO CHOOSE TO POP !"
NOW WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH ME FLOP?
CALL YA SELF A SEXY PLAY...

MARRIAGE LETS YOU ANNOY THAT 1 SPECIAL PERSON
FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!
ONCE YOU BECOME A...

" DO NOT LET YOUR HALO FOOL ME "!
JUST SUCCUMB TO ME & GET ALL JUICEY
YOU CANT WASTE...

I believed those cartoons when Popeye whooped Bluto.
If you're wondering if it was real, the answer...

Two inept crooks robbed my house while I was on vacation.
They left my water running and they died...

I MAY NOT BE A LADY !?
& BE JUST A LITTLE CRAZY?
BUT I,M DEFINATLY ALL WO-MAN
...

It seems to me these days.

People have lost their heads.

Instead of joining in my love...

BABY.. " DO YOU WANT SOME BREAST CREAM ICE-CREAM?
I AM THE PERVERTED PART OF YOUR DREAM!
I...

XMAS ..IS CUMING.. TIME

TO PUT UP THE TREE!

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE

DECORATION FOR ME...

US 3 NUN,S ARE LIKE NO OTHERS ?
WE CERTAINLY AINT VIRGINS?
WE LIKE LOTS OF LOVERS!!
...

" HOW AM I SURPOSED TO FILL THIS RING ?
WITH THIS TINY LITTLE THING !
DADDY YOU,HAVE GOT A...