Poem -

XMAS IS CUMING !?X

XMAS IS CUMING !?X

XMAS ..IS CUMING.. TIME

TO PUT UP THE TREE!

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE

DECORATION FOR ME!!

I KNOW WHERE I,D LIKE IT TO BE

NICE TO JUST REMEMBER?

A REMINDER OF A MEMBER

JUST.FAR TO PRICKLY X

& PRAY FOR 1 IN DECEMBER

WE.WILL HAVE TO WAIT & SEE?

SO KEEP YA FINGERS X,SD FOR ME

AS LONG AS IT,S, LARGE & FLESHY X

& NOT ATTACHED TO THE XMAS TREE!

& TIED UP IN A BOW. Ā JUST FOR ME

Tracy Timothy xx

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AUTHOR WILLIAMS...

GREAT FOR A COOL DECEMBER MISTY DAWN,

REGARDS & LOVE

WILLIAMSJI MAVELI

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AUTHOR WILLIAMS...

Can you tell what you mean by the below word, if you can please

DEFO

Regards

WILLIAMSJI MAVELI

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Tracy Timothy

SORRY WILLIAM I MEANT DEFINATLY Ā IM SO LAZY ARENT I ?/

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AUTHOR WILLIAMS...

I did not understand still what you meant, Glad if you could detail that particular full form of that word.

DEFO

Regards

WILLIAMSJI MAVELI

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Tracy Timothy

YOU LEFT A COMMENT AS FOLLOWS..... GREAT FOR A COOL DECEMBER MISTY DAWN

FOR MY POEM.... "XMAS IS COMING" & I REPLIED ...Ā DEFO WILLIE
WHAT I MEANT WAS "DEFINATLY" WILLIE! HAVENT YOPU HEARD THAT BEFORE?

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AUTHOR WILLIAMS...

THANKS DEAR TRACY, I AM VERY POOR AT SHORT ONESĀ  LOVE BIG ONE....

REGARDS

WILLIAMSJI MAVELI

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Tracy Timothy

YOUR VERY WELCOME X YOU LEARNT A NEW WORD TODAY X

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AUTHOR WILLIAMS...

THANKS, I AM MUCH INSPIRED BY YOUR SARCASTIC VERSES,

REGARDS

WILLIAMSJI MAVELI

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Tracy Timothy

MANY ARROWS TO MY BOW DEAR WILLIE X GIVE IT A TRY

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AUTHOR WILLIAMS...

ARROWS ARE FLOWERS TO YOU,

BOWS ARE OFFERINGS TO YOU,

REGARDS

WILLIAMSJI MAVELI

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