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" WHAT A LET DOWN !?X

" WHAT A LET DOWN !?X

" WHAT A TIME TO CHOOSE TO POP !"
NOW WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH ME FLOP?
CALL YA SELF A SEXY PLAY-MATE?
THEN YA GO & FUCK N DEFLATE
JUST AS I WAS ABOUT TO CUM MATE!
I WILL SQUEEZE OUT ALL YOUR AIR
THEN YOU WILL FUCK N CARE!
THIS IS JUST MY BLOODY LUCK
NOW I CANT EVEN HAVE A FUCK!
I WAS RIGHT ON THE VERGE TO CUM
& THEN YOU CHOOSE TO TEAR,,LIFE IS SO  UN-FAIR
SO I,LL STICK ME COCK UP YA BUM
WHILE YOUR RUNNING OUT OF AIR
& BIN YA WHEN THE JOB IS DONE
IT,S ONLY BLOODY FAIR...NICE ONE!

Tracy Timothy xx

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