Comedy

" HONEY, AS YOU ARE DOING THE DISHES
I WILL GRANT YOU ONE OF YOUR WISHES
I,LL JUST PULL DOWN...

" NOW THAT THE JOB IS DONE
& I WAS NOT THE LUCKY ONE
NOW, HE HAS HAD HIS FUN
I,LL...

H..." COME ON GLADYS, TALK DIRTY TO ME !
IT MAKES NO DIFFERENCE ,IF WERE 83
YOU MAY HAVE TO...

"HI-YA DARLING, I,VE JUST GOT ON THE NET!
OH HOW I,VE MISSED YOU, MY SWEETEST LIL PET
THIS IS...

" STAY THERE A WHILE JACK "
GET SOME SUN, ON YA BACK!
I,M REALLY ENJOYING THE VIEW
...

my second book is in stores now

love, peace, and unconditional love to you all.

just follow...

I had enough money saved to buy an XBOX One.
It was going to be a Christmas Present for my son....

THERE WAS NO WARNING THIS TIME, FROM WAY DOWN
THAT WE WOULD END UP BEING BROWN!
WE DIDN,T...

"EVERYONE QUICK GO BACK!
THIS 1 AINT GOING IN THE CRACK!
GO BACK TO YA ROOM
THIS LOAD...

While trying to get down this chimney, I got stuck.
I can't budge, this really sucks!
You're...

" IF THIS GETS OUT SANTA, WE ARE FINISHED!
YOUR REPUTATION WILL BE DIMINISHED"
NOT TO MENTION...

You're a person who we shouldn't have hired.
You were the mail lady but now you're fired!
You...

" LETS GIVE YOUR COCK A GOOD JUMP START!
YOU WILL GET AN ERECTION, YOU USELESS OLE FART
IF...

What up Doc? It's been years for me since I've seen that jacket. Nothing sharp. I'm done with that. You can...

"LOOK MUMMY I,M A UNICORN!
I,VE SEEN ONE OF THESE BEFORE
IN DADDYS STASH OF PORN !
I,...

Sitting in the living-room
Watching all my children
Was a country calf
And a little...

O.M.G LOOK AT WHAT I,VE DISCOVERED!
THE REAL SANTA, HAS BEEN UN-COVERED
HE,S WEARING A SATIN...