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" I WILL TURN YOU ON !?X

"  I WILL TURN YOU ON !?X

" LETS GIVE YOUR COCK A GOOD JUMP START!
YOU WILL GET AN ERECTION, YOU USELESS OLE FART
IF YOU ARE NOT TURNED ON BY ME ?
LETS TRY SOME GOOD OLE ELECTRICITY
I,LL PUMP SOME LIFE BACK INTO IT !
COS YOU CANT EVEN RAISE IT A BIT!
& OUR SEX LIFE, IS FUCK N SHIT!!
FINGERS CROSSED IT STAYS IN ONE BIT
IF THIS DOES NOT WORK?
IF YOU CANNOT EVEN MANAGE A JERK?
YOU CAN DO ONE YOU USELESS GIT
BEFORE I GO FUCK N BESERK!
GET READY BEFORE I TURN YOU ON
& PRAY FOR THE BIGGEST HARD ON 
COS IF THIS DOES NOT WORK
YOU WILL DEFINATLLY BE LONG GONE
SHAME.. I REALLY THOUGHT YOU WERE THE ONE!
GET YA SELF READY FOR THE BIG SHOCK
TO RAISE YOUR USELESS, LIFELESS COCK !

Tracy Timothy xx
 

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Tracy Timothy

hey Colin, thanks so much for your lovely words all the way from Canada & your pussys just got your email its 2.05 afternoon in sunny Essex ! glad to hear we are on the same page with our humour , glad i have brightened your day with my crazy poem , the p0icture came first this time couldnt possibly have done it the other way round, welcome to the mad house, i shall look out for your work , nice talking to you colin x 

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Kimmy Alan

Reminds of a Bible story.  When King David, lay dying on his death bed, a beautiful young girl cuddled naked next to him, in the hope she could jump start the old boy.  Sadly, it didn't work, and he croaked.  Ever since, sexual healing has not been covered by healthcare.

Damn!

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Tracy Timothy

hey kimmy , it sounds like no story ive ever read in the bible lol x but thanks for your comments

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