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UP SHIT-CREEK !?X

UP SHIT-CREEK !?X

THERE WAS NO WARNING THIS TIME, FROM WAY DOWN
THAT WE WOULD END UP BEING BROWN!
WE DIDN,T KNOW HE,D GONE UP HER ARSE?
IT,S NOT AS IF HE FUCK N ASKS!
WE,VE ENDED UP IN HER BACK DOOR
& THERE,S SHIT ALL OVER THE FLOOR
NOT 1 OF US MATE, WILL GET AN ENCORE
IT SHOULD BE AGAINST THE FUCK N LAW
& WE,VE GOTTA DIE ON THIS SHIT FLOOR
BRING IT ON QUICKLY. I CANT TAKE NO MORE
WE ARE WELL UP SHIT BLOODY CREEK
& IT DONT "ARF FUCK N REEK
I HOPE I DIE BY THE END OF THE WEEK
BETTER STILL IN ME SLEEP, BUT UNTIL THEN
IT,S ALL A LOAD OF SHIT
& WERE UP TO OUR EYE,S IN IT
& US LOT COUNTING SHEEP...AMEN!
& PRAY FOR OUR SOULS , FOR GOD TO KEEP
WHY DID HE HAVE TO GO UP HER BACK DOOR?
WE WILL BE IMMORTALIZED IN SHIT FOR EVER MORE X

Tracy Timothy xx
 

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