Comedy

I rip open the plastic
Loosen the elastic
But as aluminium foils
I'm still...

I'm Eric Cartman and I'm an evil little bitch.
My mom is poor, she certainly isn't rich.
She...

The death to all good and right
Is at the hands of gimmyget
Stalking all he or she might...

I always thought it was impossible for a person to reincarnate but I learned that they can.
After I...

I went to Fantasy Island but my fantasy didn't come true.
I beat up Mister Roarke and I also tried...

I once thought I was great, a real catch for a bloke

That was so long ago

In the eighties...

Four maidens sauntered barefoot

On the palace cobblestone one day

They had important news...

We're hopelessly lost and in great distress.
I was too damn cheap to purchase a GPS.
My...

I'm a PI named Barnaby Jones and I send killers to jail.
But when people receive my bills, they...

My name is Mario and I have an ingrate for a brother, his name is Luigi.
Even though our games are...

One thing in life that I cannot shake,
As I hop in bed and place the covers over my head.

I'...

When I rob banks, the tellers panic with fright.
But I'm not a mean thief, I'm always polite....

Many people defend my ex-wife but they don't know her.
On our wedding night, she shot me with a...

To the members of My New Band

I was sitting home alone,
Had a cold one in my hand,
My...

People loved my soup but they hated me.
Everybody referred to me as the Soup Nazi.
I was...

Read as a rap song...

( F un .
L ust.
A nd.
P leasure)
( R ap. A nd. P...

My next door neighbor is very stupid and a little strange.
When I asked him if he had ever been...