Comedy

I KNOW I SAID THERE WOULDN,T BE A. 1001!
& THAT MY JOB HERE WAS DONE ?
NOW IT,S 1002,...

MAN MAY HAVE INVENTED THE WHEEL?
BUT, A WOMAN DISCOVERED HOW TO KEEP THEM STILL!
TIRED OF...

OPEN WIDE
LET,S LOOK INSIDE
WHERE, ALL THE GERMS HIDE
STENCH, DECAY
TOTAL...

" OH GREAT, HERE COMES MY EX!
LOOKS LIKE..YOU REALLY ARE NEXT?
HERE COMES MARK THE SHARK...

I'm a Prizefighter and my name is Little Mac.
When I fight my opponents, they end up on their backs...

I HAVE BEEN SO LONG, BANGING ONE HOME !
THAT WE,VE BOTH TURNED TO BONE!
NOW THAT MY FLESH HAS...

GRANMA SAY,S THAT I TAKE
AFTER YOUR SIDE OF THE FAMILY?
FUCK KNOW,S WHAT SHE MEANT BY THAT?...

I WAS JUST SEARCHING THROUGH MARG,S WASHING !
THROUGH HER BRIEF,S & VARIOUS STOCKINGS!
I...

I LOVED YOU FOR YOU
& NOT FOR, WHAT YOU VE GOT !
SOMETHING THAT YOU SEEM
TO HAVE...

AT LAST A LIGHT HAS FINALLY COME ON !
I REALISE NOW, WHERE I,VE BEEN GOING SO WRONG?
BEEN...

WHEN MY LEGS ARE AKIMBO!
I WRITE LIKE A DIRTY BIMBO!
WHEN THEIR WIDE APART
I CAN WRITE...

Diana was cooking something good in her kitchen

Pinched some salt and pepper in the water boiling...

I,LL MAKE YA NOT WANNA WORK SO HARD !
YOU,LL WANT TO BUY ME BEAUTIFUL GIFTS & CARDS
I...

B...BRING IT ON

E...ASILY REMOVE YA THONG !

C...ARESS YA PERFECTLY ERECT BIG ONE!

K...

OH GOD ! I,M SO BLOODY BLONDE SOMETIMES ?
D ONT KNOW WHAT I,M THINKING EITHER
MOST OF THE...

We went into the woods one day to play.
How easily a child's mind can wonder,
But what we saw...

" OH JACK,, I KNOW WHAT I FORGOT TO PACK!
IT,S JUST REMINDED ME, NOW I,VE SEEN YA SAC !
GET...