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LEGS AKIMBO !?X

LEGS AKIMBO !?X

WHEN MY LEGS ARE AKIMBO!
I WRITE LIKE A DIRTY BIMBO!
WHEN THEIR WIDE APART
I CAN WRITE FROM MY HEART
& WHEN THEIR SPREAD WIDE
SO YOU CAN ALMOST SEE INSIDE?
I BECOME A DIRTY TART
I SHOULD STOP, BEFORE I START
OFTEN CROSSING THE LINE
INSTEAD OF MY LEGS !
NOT WHAT YOU,D CALL.FINE!
BUT I NEED TO HAVE MY LEGS APART
TO BE ABLE TO WRITE FROM THE HEART
& FOR ALL THE FILTHY WORDS, TO START
THEN, IT,S JUST A MATTER OF TIME!

Tracy Timothy xx

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