Comedy

"IT,S SUCH A HUGE BUZZ!
TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE !?
MAKES THE RHYTHM,S I CREATE...

I SHOULD HAVE STUCK TO THICK SHAKES!
COS, I,VE GOT SUCH A BAD BELLY ACHE
I,M PISSED AS A FART...

I REALLY DONT MIND CONFESSING
THAT I,M LOVING MY NEW DANCE LESSONS !
THEY REALLY ARE QUITE A...

LIFE IN THE SLOW LANE IS WHERE WE ARE NOT !
WE MAY BE GERIATRIC S ? BUT WE LOVE TO ROCK
WERE...

MARGE, I DONT KNOW ABOUT THIS NATURIST LARK?
THEY THINK MY DICK, IS A BIT OF BARK!
THESE 2...

" JEFFREY, WHEN I SUGGESTED WE HAVE A MASSAGE
I DIDN,T MEAN HANG OUT YA BLOODY SAUSAGE?
THAT...

" ONE" CAN NO LONGER RELY ON TOP SECURITY!?
SO " ONE" NOW CARRIES A GUN WITH ME
" ONE" WILL...

" OH STOP SHOWING OFF FRED"
I HAVE HEARD WHAT YA SAID !
I KNOW IT,S YA WALKING STICK
...

I,LL GIVE PAM AYRES , A RUN FOR HER MONEY!
I,M FUCK N HILARIOUS & SHE,S JUST FUNNY!
I MAY...

Oh those legs where so nice
Gave me pause to look twice
But on second thought,
I...

IT,S TOOK ME SO LONG TO GET HOME !
THAT MY BODY , HAS TURNED TO BONE
NOW I AM JUST A SKELETON...

DO YOU MEN LOVE DOUBLE F"S?
OR DO YOU PREFER DOUBLE G"S?
& IF YOUR FUCK N GREEDY?
...

THE DEVIL, EATS AWAY AT YOUR BRAIN
HIS EVIL INTENTIONS & SUGGESTIONS
MAKING YA FEEL, THAT...

I,M EXPECTING A BABY PONY ANY DAY!
SO, I THOUGHT I,D TRY MY HAND AT CROCHET
TO KEEP MY BABY...

Just because im a writer,
Doesn't mean,
i should smell bad,
Can't remember,
the...

I,M KNOW I,M A MUPPET
BUT LOOK AT THE STATE OF MY NOSE!
IT,S SO EMBARRASSING , BUT
...

LOOK AT MY LOVELY HANDS BEFORE
YOU LOOK AT MY UGLY FACE !
I,VE GOT BEAUTIFUL LONG NAILS !...