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"QUEEN OF FUCK N EVERYTHING !?X"

"QUEEN OF FUCK N EVERYTHING !?X"

"IT,S SUCH A HUGE BUZZ!
TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE !?
MAKES THE RHYTHM,S I CREATE
SO FULL-FILLING & SO WORTH WHILE ?
THE QUEEN OF HUMOUR I,VE BECOME
SO BOW MY SUBJECTS..I AM THE ONE !!
NOT SURE WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO MY KING ?
PERHAPS HE WAS SO PISSED 
THAT I NO LONGER KISS HIS RING ?
& TO HIS BLOODY SONG,,DO SING !
I,VE SWAPPED HIM FOR A RIPE FIT THING !
BUT IN THE BEDROOM IS WHERE I RULE !
HE SHOWS ME HIS DEVOTION 
WITH HIS THROBBIN HOT TOOL!
HE KNOW,S WHERE HIS DUTY LIES
WHICH IS USUALLY BETWEEN MY THIGHS x
HE AINT NO FOOL ..NOR I 
ANY SUBJECT THAT I CHOOSE?
& JUST WATCH MY PEN FLY !
I.LL MAKE YA LAUGH 
& I,LL MAKE YA CRY
OR YOU,LL SCRATCH YA HEADS
& ASK YA SELF WHY ???
BUT, IF ANY-ONE HAS SEEN MY KING ?
JUST STICK A RETURN TO SENDER ON HIM
& MAYBE HE.LL FIND HIS WAY BACK HOME AGAIN
& TOGETHER WE CAN RULE 
THE LAND OF PAPER & PEN !
WHETHER YA LAUGHING, SMILING OR CRYIN
I HOPE TO REIGN FOR MANY A YEAR?
SO MANY WORDS THAT JUST APPEAR
SO I MUST BE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT ?
OR I WOULDN,T BE QUEEN..IT IS QUITE CLEAR
SO BOTTOM,S UP ! HERE,S  A TOAST TO ME CHEERS
AT EASE MY DEAR SUBJECTS & GOOD-NIGHT
MY DEARS..I SHALL RULE OVER YOU. HAVE NO FEARS!"

Tracy Timothy xx

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