" GOOD TRY JEFFREY !" ?X

" JEFFREY, WHEN I SUGGESTED WE HAVE A MASSAGE
I DIDN,T MEAN HANG OUT YA BLOODY SAUSAGE?
THAT HOLES FOR YOUR FACE , NOT YA PACKAGE!
OH MY GOD I,M SO EMBARRASSED
WITH YA PATHETIC DANGLING PHALAS
QUICK BEFORE THE LADY COMES
CHANGE FUCK N ENDS & PUT AWAY YA PLUMS
I,M NEVER COMING HERE AGAIN
SO YOU THOUGHT YOU,D TRY YOUR LUCK
& PRETEND, YOU WERE AT THE RIGHT END
I,LL DIVORCE YA AS SOON AS WE GET HOME 
IF YOU DONT SWAP ENDS & PUT AWAY YA BONE 
& I HOPE FOR YOUR SAKE
THAT WE BOTH GET MEN
SO QUICK BEFORE THEY ARRIVE THEN
.GAW"D HELP US ...........BLOODY MEN !!!

Tracy Timothy xx