NO PIE IN THE SKY. JUST ME, MYSELF & I !?X

I,LL GIVE PAM AYRES , A RUN FOR HER MONEY!
I,M FUCK N HILARIOUS & SHE,S JUST FUNNY!
I MAY LOOK LIKE A TATTOOED MANNEQUIN DUMMY?
BUT, SHE DONT MAKE SUCH A GLAMOROUS GRANNIE!
WE HAVE A VERY SIMILAR STYLE?
WE.LL KEEP YA SMILING, ALL THE WHILE !
NO OFFENCE MY DEAR PAM!
" WHO THE FUCK, DO I THINK I AM ?"
JUST A LITTLE TAD, MORE GLAM!
I,LL CALL MYSELF FANNY AYRES!
THO I AINT SEEN THEM FOR MANY YEARS
ON ME JACK & DANNY, ONE LESS OF MY CARES
ALL THEM GREY ONES, BRING ME TO TEARS
ONE TO CROSS OFF.. MY NANNIE FEARS
I,VE PROGRESSED FROM A M.I.L.F TO A G.I.L.F!
I MIGHT BE 50, BUT LOVE A BIT OF FILTH!
I THOUGHT ABOUT A BUCKET LIST !
THEN THOUGHT FUCK IT ! & THEN GOT PISSED
PAM WRITES ABOUT THING,S LIKE TEETH!
& I WRITE FROM THE NECK DOWN & UNDERNEATH
PAM IS FROM WALES & HAS VERY FUNNY TALES!
IM FROM ESSEX. ALWAYS WRITING ABOUT SEX!
WITH STUNNING PIC,S OF GUY,S FLEXING THEIR PECKS
SEX IS IN THE COUNTY WHERE I AM FROM
THIS IS WHERE I FEEL I BELONG 
I WAS MADE IN ESSEX & PLANTED IN BLACKPOOL
WHEN MUM & DAD WERE SHAGGING IN THE POOL
WHERE  THEY BROKE THE HEAVY PETTING RULE !
I DID NOT, DO SO GREAT IN SCHOOL
LARKED ABOUT MOST OF THE TIME 
ALWAYS ACTING THE FOOL!
I FOUND I HAD A GIFT FROM RHYMING
ONE DAY WHILE I WAS SKIVING 
ALL IT NEEDED WAS A LITTLE REVIVING
I SOMETIMES BORDER ON CROSSING THE LINE ??
THEN THINK, I WONT BE ARRESTED AT ANYTIME
IT,S WAY TIME FOR A NEW POETESS
WHO,LL MAKE YA WANNA GET UNDRESSED!
THE GENERAL PUBLIC,I LOVE TO IMPRESS
STILL GROWING OLD DISGRACEFULLY
IN MY NEW MINI DRESS!
I,M STILL IN AWE OF YOU PAM!
BUT MOVE ON OVER 
COS THIS ESSEX BIRD CAN!
STILL DESIRED BY SOME YOUNG MEN
ALTHOUGH IT WEREN,T EVER PART OF MY PLAN
THANKS BE, FOR MY ABILITY TO RHYME
WRITING MY NONSENSE, AINT NO CRIME
READ THE GENRE, BEFORE YOU DO!
COS THE EROTIC, MAY SHOCK YOU?
YOU,LL PROBABLY THINK " POOR COW "?
WHAT THE HELL.S SHE ON ABOUT NOW?
I DO LOVE THIS POETRY GAME 
THIS SILLY OLD ESSEX BIRD
HAS FINALLY FOUND FAME !
ALL THESE RHYMES OUT ME LITTLE OLE BRAIN
WEIRD AS FUCK & A LITTLE INSANE ??
LOOK OUT PAM, I,M HOT ON YA HEELS 
THIS POETRY.S A GOOD GAME
LETS HOPE IT PAYS THE BILLS ?

Tracy Timothy xx