Comedy

I LOVE TO GO FOR A PINT WITH OUR MABEL!
HER BOOTIE, MAKES THE PERFECT TABLE!
IT FIT,S SO WELL...

I DONT THINK ANYONE,S
EATING ME, FOR THEIR TEA!
I SHOULD THANK MY PARENTS
FOR MAKING...

I THINK I,VE DRUNK WAY TOO MANY ?
I KNOW I,VE SPENT A PRETTY PENNY!
I SHOULDN,T HAVE HAD ,...

A game with no speech

As everyone playing seems to creeps

Someone that hides and someone...

I AM A PROPER AIR-HEAD!
MY BRAIN, IS LIKE A FLOWER-BED!
FOREVER BLOOMING, OPENING UP
...

THE OLDER I GET, THE MORE LIGHT I NEED!
BUT. THE SIGHT OF ME
TERRIFIES MY DEAR CAT..INDEED!...

I HAVE STILL GOT IT!
BUT. NO-ONE WANTS TO SEE
MOST OF THE ANCIENT BIT,S
THAT MAKE UP...

GET YA MAN DOWN ON HIS KNEE,S !
GET HIM TO DO , WHAT EVER YOU PLEASE?
IF , HE,S WILLING TO...

HANG ON STANLEY, DONT GET ALL MANLEY!
IT SAY,S INSERT YA FLOPPY DISC!
WAIT A MINUTE HONEY...

I MUST CONFESS. NO MORE , NO LESS!
I WAS UNFAITHFUL TO YOU ONCE!
I CANT KEEP IT IN ME BONCE...

WHO THE HELL, WOULD THIS FIT?
ONLY A CHILD. WOULD FIT IN IT!
DO YOU HAVE A SIZE
FOR...

LOOK, WHAT THE TIDES BROUGHT IN !
MILES & MILES , OR MINDLESS SNIFFING
HUMUNGOUS LINES OF...

" I CAME IN HERE FOR A REASON?
BUT I,VE FORGOTTON, WHAT IT IS ?"

" I THINK YOU WERE GOING...

THIS IS BETTER, THAN ANY " SOAP"
BY DAY . PEOPLE THINK I AM A POPE!
BY NIGHT, I AM A BUSY...

Riding my bike
With eyes dead straight
What I don't like
An ole frustrate

A...

THERE IS..YA DAMN REMOTE!!
IN THE CREASES OF YOUR BLOAT!
YOU ARE SUCH A TYPICAL BLOKE!...

IT,S NO GOOD WALTER
REACHING INTO MY BRA !
COS, I DO NOT KNOW
WHERE MY BLOODY TIT,S...