NOT. REMOTELY NICE OR FUNNY !?X

THERE IS..YA DAMN REMOTE!!
IN THE CREASES OF YOUR BLOAT!
YOU ARE SUCH A TYPICAL BLOKE!
& YOUR WEIGHT IS A BLOODY JOKE
& YA WONDER WHY?
YA NEVER GET A POKE!
IT WOULD BE LIKE SHAGGING A PIG!
WHEN I MARRIED YA
YA WEREN,T THIS BLOODY BIG!
& YA WONDER WHY ?N I,M ALWAYS
HAVING A BLOODY DIG!?
YA CANT EVEN FIND YA REMOTE!
LET ALONE , YA DICK?
& YOU,VE GOT THE BLOODY NERVE
TO CALL ME, AN UGLY FUCK N GOAT!
LOOK AT THE FUCK N STATE OF YOU?
OH LORD, I THINK I,M GONNA BE SICK!

Tracy Timothy xx