Comedy

"WHAT THE HELL EVER HAPPENED ??
" TIL DEATH, DO US PART !?
I WAS PRAYING I WOULD DIE
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WE ALL HAVE SENIOR MOMENT,S!
WE ALL HAVE SENIOR ALONE - MENTS!
WE ALL HAVE SENIOR GROAN-MENTS...

CRAZY PEOPLE. WE ALL KNOW AT LEAST ONE ?
IF YOU THINK IM CRAZY? YOU AINT MET MY MUM!
DONT BE...

PUT YA BIG GIRL PANTIES ON !
& YOU CAN DEAL WITH IT ?
STRAIGHT AWAY YOU FEEL STRONG !...

HERE I AM .. MY NAME IS TRACY !
NEVER A DULL MOMENT, ALWAYS RACEY?
SOME MIGHT SAY, I AM QUITE...

I,M A FINGER LICKIN"
SUN BURNT CHICKEN !
MY ARMS & LEGS
ARE NICELY WELL DONE !...

OH NO ,,, YOU DONT
I SAID,,NO MORE
YOU AINT SNEAKING
IN MY BACK DOOR!
I,LL KEEP...

SSHHH BE VERY, VERY QUIET!
I,M HUNTING CRAZY PEOPLE TODAY!
IF YOUR CRAZY , RUN LIKE HELL...

MY OWNER,S WRAPPED ME WAY TO TIGHT!
I,M GONNA NEED THE KISS OF LIFE
OR I COULD JUST DIE, THIS...

I DONT KNOW WHAT,S IN THIS FLOWER?
BUT.IT iS JUST LIKE " HAPPY HOUR"!
IF I TAKE A LONG BIG...

Short or fat, tall or thin
From Bangladesh to Berlin
What do you desire for a night of sin?...

WTF has happened to Cosmo

It used to be such a cool site

I've seen more life in a mortuary...

MY 50 TH BIRTHDAY, HAS FINALLY ARRIVED !
THERE WEREN,T NO STOPPING IT
THAT AINT NO SURPRISE...

Stop right there recognize the presents you are blessed to witness

This is as far as you go the...

There once lived a Beaver called Boris, who was born without any teeth,

He sucked on the leaves,...

First there’s the prep, the fake tan and waxing, weight loss, hairdos, no time for relaxing

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WATCH CAREFULLY KITTY, WHAT I DO!
THIS IS A SPECIAL KIND OF KUNG FU!
IT,S CALLED A PRAYING...