Comedy

I,M A SEXY, SILLY , CRAZY MAMA!
I DONT LIKE WINTER, I PREFER THE SUMMER
I COME ALIVE, IN THE...

LOVE ..IS BLIND
WE DONT NEED TO SEE!
WE JUST KNOW THAT
WE HAVE FOUND SOME CHEMISTRY...

I LOVE COMING TO THE PUSSY PARLOR
THERE,S NOTHING QUITE LIKE IT?
LEFT A BIT, RIGHT A BIT,A...

" BLOODY HELL LOVE !"
WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR TEA ?
YOUR FARTS KEEP BLOWING
THE QUILT...

O.M.G LOOK AT THE SIZE OF YOUR BELLY!
EER, IT WEIGHS A TON TOO
& IT,S REALLY YUCKY &...

I,M A VERY NAUGHTY GNOME!
I JUST LOVE TO DO MOONIES
WHEN ME OWNERS AREN,T HOME
AS SOON...

" WELL THAT,S .JUST PLAIN RUDE!
& YA CALL ME , A BLOODY PRUDE?
PUTTING YA ARSE HOLE IN MY...

My soul was crushed-- I was visibly shaken

My doctor told me, I needed circumcision

My...

Everybody has a cum face
Yes....even Susan Boyle
Members of the clergy have one
And...

I,VE BEEN TRYING TO THINK OF
A WAY TO GET TO THE CHEESE!
& I HAVE INVENTED THIS TYPE OF...

TAKE IT FROM TONTO & DORORTHY
NOW YOU 3 , LISTEN TO ME !
YOU WOULD MAKE THE PERFECT 3!...

MY MUMMY HAD A SESSION
WITH RANDY RONALD IN HER BREAK!
& I,M A DEFINATE HAPPY MISTAKE !...

QUICK MATE RUN LIKE HELL
CANT YOU HEAR THE BLOODY BELL?
THERE,S A NUTTER ON THE LOOSE
...

"I THINK I,M THE OLDEST TWEETIE PIE!
SITTING ON MY PERCH, WAITING TO DIE
I USED TO BE THE...

SERVES ME RIGHT FOR BEING A NOSEY COW !
I DONT KNOW WHERE THE FUCK I AM NOW ?
I,VE FALLEN...

I BET THAT YOUR SORRY NOW ?
THAT YOU ASKED FOR HEAD!
COS, THIS IS ALL THAT,S
LEFT OF...

I COULDN,T THINK OF A BETTER PLACE TO BE!
BANG IN -BETWEEN THESE IMPRESSIVE DOUBLE G"S
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