Comedy

& YOU JUST HEARD ME ROAR,ROAR,ROAR!
I CANT TAKE IT ANY MORE!
FUCKED DOWN HERE
ON...

HOW DO YA LIKE , MY PARTY TRICK?
LIFTING UP THESE WEIGHT,S
WITH MY BIG MASSIVE PRICK!
...

Passionate meetings
Always fleeting
No time for foreplay
Too many people in the way...

" Ello Doc me old son "

" Hello Berty lad! take a seat!

What can I do for you today? "...

You know you`re getting older

When everything begins to hurt.

But what doesn`t hurt!...

If you started your life before years were known,

There would be no way to commemorate,

The...

DUH" NT YA KNOW
I,M CRAZY ABOUT YOU?
I,M A LOVED UP
CRAZY SILLY OLE MOO!
WHEN.I...

WHAT A BEAUTY-HEAD I AM!
I CANT EVEN READ THIS PLAN ?
FUCK KNOW,S WHERE I BLOODY AM ?
...

"HOW THE FUCK,DID YOU
GET IN MY POUCH !??"
" OUT YA GET NOW RHINO !
YOUR HURTING ME !...

DONT YOU DARE LAUGH AT MY THONG!
IT,S MY DAY OFF!! SO WHAT,IS WRONG ?
I AINT GOING TO THE ZOO...

Hazed through my eardrums

Ears numb from the snare drums

The smoke from the bar lounge...

I,M FOOTBALL CRAZY!
I,M FOOTBALL MAD !
I HAVE HAD ONE PAINTED
ONE MY FACE & I AM...

QUICK OUT OF THE BLOODY WAY !
I,LL NEVER MAKE IT , TO THE LITTER TRAY!
I,VE GOT TO HOLD...

MOST SNAIL,S GO AT A SNAIL,S PACE!
BUT THIS SNAIL,S IN A HURRY
HE HAD A MOTOR-BIKE DESIGNED...

I,VE GOT A THORN STUCK, IN MY POOR LITTLE HEAD!
& I,M SURE BECAUSE OF IT, I WILL SOON BE DEAD?...

" MIRROR , MIRROR ON THE WALL
TELL ME , WHAT DO YOU SEE ?"
A FUCK N UGLY BASTARD
...

Seth and the motorcycle

There once was a frog named Seth who got bored with swimming and wanted to...