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I,M FOOTBALL CRAZY !?X

I,M FOOTBALL CRAZY !?X

I,M   FOOTBALL CRAZY!
I,M FOOTBALL MAD !
I HAVE HAD ONE  PAINTED 
ONE MY FACE & I AM VERY GLAD!
BUT MY SON SAID!  TO ME
"BLOODY HELL DAD!
YOU ARE REALLY SAD!"
YOUR NOT FOOTBALL CRAZY?
YA JUST TOTALY FRIGGING MAD!
I DIDNT,THINK IT LOOKED THAT BAD ?
WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK???
IT,S TO BRING MY TEAM LUCK  !
I AM FOOTBALL CRAZY
& I,M FOOTBALL MAD !
& NOW I DONT HAVE TO SHAVE!
COS. I,M ALSO BLOODY LAZY !
& I,M STILL YA BLOODY DAD?

Tracy Timothy xx

 

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