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WHAT A BEAUTY-HEAD!?X

WHAT A BEAUTY-HEAD!?X

WHAT A BEAUTY-HEAD I AM!
I CANT EVEN READ THIS PLAN ?
FUCK KNOW,S WHERE I BLOODY AM ?
THIS WASN,T ,WHAT I Ā HADĀ PLANNED !
I,M SWEATING MY BOLLOCKS OFF.
IN THIS BARON LAND!
AINT GOT A CLUE, WHICH WAY TO TURN!?
I WISH I HAD ME HAND !
I NEVER FUCK N LEARN!
ALL I CAN SEE IS Ā  SAND
SO MUCH FOR ME BLOODY PLANS!
THANK GOD, I,VE GOT ME HAT!
TO KEEP THE SAND OUT ME JAP!
FUCK KNOW,S WHERE I AM ?
I CANT SEE THIS STUPID MAPĀ 
MY BOLLOCKS ARE BURNING ON THE SAND
& I,M TOTALY FRIGGING LOST!
IN NO-MAN,S BLOODY LAND!
OH WHAT A STUPID BEAUTY-HEAD ..I AM ?

Tracy Timothy xx
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