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COMMON SENSE RESTORED !?X

COMMON SENSE RESTORED !?X

TAKE IT FROM TONTO & DORORTHY
NOW YOU 3 , LISTEN TO ME !
YOU WOULD MAKE THE PERFECT 3!
COURSE YOU CAN BE IN POLITICS?
YOU LIKE DIRTY TRICKS
THEY AINT GOT NO HEARTS
NO BRAINS OR COURAGE!
THERE ALL JUST A BUNCH OF DICKS!
TAKE IT FROM ME DONT BE DISCOURAGED
TIN MAN CAN AXE THE BEDROOM TAX!
SCARECROW YOU CAN JUST SLEEP & RELAX!
WITH ALL THE OTHER SILLY SAPS !
OOPS, I MEAN MOST HONOURABLE CHAPS
LION YOU,VE GOT MORE COURAGE
THAN ANY MP,,JUST FILL IN THE GAPS
NOD WAIT & SEE !?
BE CAREFUL OF THE MANY TRAPS?
THE COUNTRY WOULD RUN BETTER PERHAPS?
COS ME DAD SAYS" THERE A BUNCH OF PRATTS!
YA  MAY HAVE TA LOOSE THE SILLY HAT,S?
YOU,D GET A BIG VOTE FROM ME!
YOU 3 COULD CHANGE HISTORY!
COULD BE THE MAKING OF ALL YOU 3!
WITH JUST A KICK UP THE ARSE
FROM TONTO & DOROTHY!
FOLLOW YOUR DREAM
NOW GO & IMPRESS THE QUEEN
& GO & BLOODY SEE!
YOU,LL MAKE 3 GREAT M.P,S

Tracy Timothy xx

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