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OVER THE TOP !?X

OVER THE TOP !?X

MY OWNER,S WRAPPED ME WAY TO TIGHT!
I,M GONNA NEED THE KISS OF LIFE
OR I COULD JUST DIE, THIS NIGHT
MY DRY TONGUE IS HANGING OUT 
IS SHE DONT UNWRAP ME SOON
I WILL SOON, BLOODY PASS OUT!
I ONLY GOT MY BLOODY FEET WET!
NOW I FEEL LIKE A BLOODY
FISH IN A NET ....
I,M NOT THE CATCH OF THE DAY!
UNWRAP ME FOR FUCKS SAKE!
SO I CAN GO BACK OUT TO PLAY!
BEFORE. I BLOODY PASS AWAYX

Tracy Timothy xx

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