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GINGER NUT,S !?X

GINGER NUT,S !?X

" OH JACK,, I KNOW WHAT I FORGOT TO PACK!
IT,S JUST REMINDED ME, NOW I,VE SEEN YA SAC !
GET DRESSED NOW, YOU,LL HAVE TO GO BACK?
NOW I,VE SEEN YA NUTS, OVER THE TEA-CUPS
I,VE ONLY GONE & FORGOTTON THE GINGER NUT,S !"

" WHAT DO YOU MEAN? BY INSINUATING THAT ?
THAT MY NUTS ARE GINGER? YA TWAT!
THE CAT IS GINGER & YOU LOVE THAT 
GET EM YA FUCK N SELF, YA BETTER TAKE THE MAP!
& WHILE YA GONE, I,LL TAKE A KRAP
SO YA CANNOT MOAN ABOUT THAT !
I WISH YOU,D STAYED AT HOME !
& I,D BROUGHT THE BLOODY CAT
I,D HAVE A BETTER TIME WITH THAT
COS ALL YOU DO IS FUCK N MOAN
I MIGHT BE GINGER & MY NUT,S TOO?
BUT AT LEAST I AINT FUCK N UGLY
SO FUCK YOU !!!!!........
& I HOPE YA CHOKE ON THE GINGER NUTS TOO
& PUT YA CLOTHES BACK ON WOMAN
I CANT STAND THE SIGHT OF YOU
IF I HAVE TO LOOK AT YOUR NAKEDNESS
ANY LONGER.. I THINK I,M GOING TO SPEW
SO SLING YA BLOODY HOOK . &.PISS OFF YOU
ANY HOW ! YOU USED TO LOVE MY GINGER NUTS SUE!
LETS NOT FIGHT WERE HERE NOW LOVE !
WONT MY GINGER NUTS DO ?

Tracy Timothy xx

 

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