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GA-GA GRANMA

GA-GA GRANMA

GRANMA SAY,S THAT I TAKEĀ 
AFTER YOUR SIDE OF THE FAMILY?
FUCK KNOW,S WHAT SHE MEANT BY THAT?
COS SHE LOOKS EXACTLY THE SAME AS ME!
IN FACT, I,D SAY I,M BETTER LOOKING ?
AFTER ALL THE MILES, SHE,S BEEN CLOCKING!
SHE,S BEEN ROUND THE BLOCK SO MANY TIMESĀ 
& NOT TO MENTION. ALL HER LINESĀ 
THERE MUST BE SOMETHING
WRONG WITH HER EYE,S ?
SPREADING ALL THESE VICIOUS LIES
LET,S FACE IT, NEITHER OF USĀ 
ARE GONNA BE WINNING ANY BEAUTY PRIZE !
THAT AINT NO FUCK N SURPRISEĀ 
SO GRANMA, STOP TELLING , SO MANY LIES !

Tracy Timothy xx

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