Comedy

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Who is this Jill???

Oh ay ‘ Matthew the mischievious Monkey’

Who is this Jill???

A Monkey creater ?
Can this really be me ?

I seek for strange shapes in some dregs of my tea...

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The Three Young Poets

The Three Young Poets

All hope is now sadly fading,
For the three young poets,
Trapped in Ivana Trumps bedroom.

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JIGSAW

She was bored with the TV and with her book
With puzzles too the same she was never unstuck
...

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SPOOKY SHENANIGINS

I know exactly what you must be thinking
I've possibly gone mad and have been drinking
...

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ALEXA AND THE LAZY MAN

Alexa does everything for this lazy man
Like putting on the TV or opening a can
Poor Alexa...

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Head full of stars!!🤣

Head full of stars!!🤣

My head’s full of stars as my radio plays

70’s was my era in those bygone days

These were...

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PARMA VIOLETS

What amazing sweets parma violets are
Superior to all other sweets by far
Even the name...

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I Shot An Arrow In The Air

I Shot An Arrow In The Air

I shot an arrow in the air,
It fell to earth I know not where.
But with poetry critic's...

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Rituals Without the Magic

It's 4am and I should be on the move
Got to get up and atom and back into the groove

Had a...

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Allow me

Allow me

It’s a hidden secret, valuable talents funny tale kept for years.
Allow me to unfold the untold...

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Park Football

Nostalgia at 40yrs old

every day when school was done
we played football in the park
using jumpers for goalposts...

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How To Never Have To Wait...

How To Never Have To Wait In Lines

I want to share a story of mine.
It's about how to never have to wait in lines.
If you listen...

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The World's Filthiest...

The World's Filthiest Kitchen And Infamous Restaurant

Welcome to the worlds most filthiest kitchen!
Come meet the staff they're always bitching.
...

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In A Poet's Book

Dedicated to Lodigiana

In A Poet's Book

In a poet's book,
Poetry is king.
Poems of hope,
Are revealed within

In a poet...

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THE QUIET POEM

Shush be quiet this is my
Queit poem when reading
My poem make sure you
Read and walk...

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WORK IT OUT

My colours are green,red and black
Come in a bunches and not in a sack
I make a drink that...

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Braun on the Catwalk

A strong woman needs a strong man
I'd like to be there for her but I don't think I can

I...