Comedy

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My necessities indeed 🦞🤣

My necessities indeed 🦞🤣

Buy me white roses, thirteen if you’re able, I shall inhale floral aromas from that vase on my table, I do...

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Valentine's Day 2021

Valentine's Day 2021

Yours truly not necessarily
romantic fellow at heart
more accurately methinks myself
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UNDER PRESSURE !!!

UNDER PRESSURE !!!

Under pressure !!!

Oh how we sit allday coz we cannot play

No pleasure !!!

There’s...

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“COCKLE DOODLE DOO!!!”

“COCKLE DOODLE DOO!!!”

That “COCKLE DOODLE DOO” without any prewarning

Wakes me up with a fright every single morning...

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MAN OF ROUTINE

On the commuter train he was a man of routine
Finish the crossword at exactly eight nineteen...

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Car Salesmen Make Good...

Car Salesmen Make Good Congressmen

Used car salesmen make good Congressmen because they're both crooks.
I own a used car lot and if you...

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Jill’s happy poem 😀

Jill’s happy poem 😀

How’s about a happy poem ? as we entertain ourselves in the comfort of our home..Let us fill this one with...

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SEVENTIES CLIVE

In the seventies he was one groovy guy
With the ladies this man was never shy
He strutted...

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Adventitious existence...

Adventitious existence birthed introverted spiritual outlier i.e. me

Speculative fictitious flirtation imagined
courtesy grown old male offspring (me)
begat when...

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On this sodden, snowy day ❄️

On this sodden, snowy day ❄️

Well I will write my Life in verse on this sodden snowy day

I know that I have written loads...

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Laughter is the best medicine

Laughter is the best medicine

I love to giggle it makes me feel great
When I want to giggle I really can't wait
It releases...

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CAN'T CROAK NO JOKE

Every Friday on a lilly pond they would meet
Talking about the week was really quite sweet
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Serving Thyme

Serving Thyme

The years pass on by yet all seems so fresh,
my memories don’t dull or dwell on why I’m here....

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WALKING THROUGH THE TULIPS

ONE DAY IN 1973
THE SUN WAS SHINEING
AND THE BIRDS WERE
SINGING AND I WAS WEARING...

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Humpty Dumpty Revisited

Humpty Dumpty Revisited

Humpty Dumpty Revisited

Most people know about Humpty Dumpty
But how many know the story...

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Scruffy the scruff 🤣

Scruffy the scruff 🤣

Scruffy wasn’t a scruff he was always clean

His master couldn’t put up with mess if you know what...

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CORSETS IN A SHOP WINDOW

Shocking and disgusting the old ladies said
Enough to turn the meek a delicate shade of red
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