Comedy

Stay away from him darling,
He's a Welsh poet.
I shall teach you why.
They drink too...

Joseph Robinette Biden
now commander in chief yay
manning ship of state
tossing...

Charlie was a city cat
The leader of the gang
He had a fight with smokey Joe
He bit...

Mr. Blobby has a bulbous belly

And his favourite food is a bucket full of jelly

He doesn’t...

Well the very first thing for me on this not so exciting January morning

As I get myself out...

I promise not to take the Mickey as far as I know
After all you maybe a John or Jane Doe...

Toast those buns
Make that meat sizzle
Mustard, Ketpchup, Onions
next
Two...

There once was a sleuth from Belgium
There were murders wherever he'd go
So don't get his...

I want a woman that notices me soon as I walk through the door.
​​​Someone who can tell my mood...

The flavoursome Chinese takeaway,
Is such a greasy laden treat.
So varied on what is offered...

Look out boys for here I come,
A man-eater who's second to none.
My reputation of dishing...

I.

Alas, all is spinning off kilter--peace doesn't need propping up, it just is yeah

The...

I'm not sure how we doubled up
I guess there's been a glitch
Clearly there can only be one...

Zebidee and Marmalade
A peculiar mismatched pair
Zeb was bald with strands of blue
...

The nails on his fingers grew and grew
Without any nail clippers what could he do
I'm sure...

He knows how good he is,
Of what he can achieve,
A pupil who is a master,
That much I...

“Cosmofunnel what the hell is going on ?”

of course I am human are you reading me wrong ?

I...