Comedy

In this little rhyme I would like to confirm
I have personally seen in action Sally slow worm...

At lunch
A hunch
An idea
Drink beer

Bad choice
Beery voice...

As I lie in my bed this morning on this dreary Saturday

I ponder through possibilities at what my...

An eight legged spider is coming after me
In my dreams when I should be sleeping naturally
...

Move over Linus
Van Pelt of Peanuts fame,
cuz yours truly
also psychologically lame...

Tarot strong suggested, and the birthstones glistened

She spoke with passion and she just listened...

Born in Athens he was obviously Greek
However certain things made him unique
When it comes...

Mary the fairy gave me three wishes
With that her wand sparkles and swishes
Hurry up she...

I adopt dainty etiquette
when quenching thirst or dining
to buzzfeed growling beast
...

Let me tell you all about my friend Rita
She fell in love with a guy named Peter
He made his...

Hommey thought he was the man he drew his glock first use your hands control the band like its clockwork...

Oh what a fuss and such a hullaballoo
Blue tits are twttering on my bird table making an awful to...

I read that piece of poetry once
Then I went over it again
And though I scrutinised each and...

She came 3rd in a poetry competition,
So sourly said 3rd and 2nd are for losers.
Arrogantly...

Oh hot toddy trickling down my throat

You are my soothing blanket..my fleecy overcoat

I...

One mans meat is a poison to another

Whilst we all try our utmost to get along with each other...

An answer to a question I really need to know
If you need to spend a penny where do you go
...