Comedy

I love to write silly poems,
Well no change there then.
Don't take myself too seriously,...

Above title attests how mine mundane mein kampf
flush with adventure overflowing excitement....

Wonder what my little one must be thinking
Whilst eating her biscuit and milk she's drinking...

Down below those sandy soles on my size seven plates of meat

As I stride hand in hand with my...

A bottle of red, a bottle of white,
Any colour makes my day.
And when they're polished off...

This is without question a most wacky zoo
Reading this poem I'm sure you'll find it true
...

In between the hollyhocks,
beneath yon row of peony roses..
there dwells Mrs. Snuffoculus...

I bet you’ve always wondered
why and when field mushrooms grow?
Well I shall let you into a...

At four feet eleven (fifty nine inches),
the spouse longitudinally challenged
hence she...

A poor poet strolled along a lonely beach.
Suddenly, he hears a deep voice.
DIG!
He...

Mary had a frog

Mary used to have a lamb but now she has a frog.
She came upon it quite by...

It’s raining on my window pane
I don’t think it will stop, and should I dare to do my walk today...

One day while I prepared my lunch
For my stomach’s midday sacrament,
I made a ketchup...

Surely that is an impossible thing to do
How to go about it I'm sorry I haven't a clue
Time...

Coincides with astronomy's cross-quarter day,
marking the midpoint between
winter solstice...

I hear a “Tap” “Tap” “Tapping” as I am strolling along

So of course I start to march along to the...

The name of a baby is an important decision
Easy to pronounce or a lifetime of derision ?...