Scruffy the scruff 🤣

Scruffy wasn’t a scruff he was always clean
His master couldn’t put up with mess if you know what I mean
She was forever hoovering whenever she was seen
And always poop-scooping in her garden of green..
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So when Scruffy stepped out into the great outdoors
He would dig in the dirt with his canine claws
And well you can just imagine the colour of his big four paws
Huh his master would always bathe him in a bath before he went indoors
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Well he was an enormous spectacular spotty Great Dane
And he loved to roll in the mud smothering in brown sloppy stain
What a plight he would be, she would yell “OH SCRUFFY REALLY, NOT AGAIN!!”
Then he was shoved headfirst into the river until he was as right as rain...
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