Scruffy the scruff 🤣

His master couldn’t put up with mess if you know what I mean

She was forever hoovering whenever she was seen

And always poop-scooping in her garden of green..
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So when Scruffy stepped out into the great outdoors

He would dig in the dirt with his canine claws

And well you can just imagine the colour of his big four paws

Huh his master would always bathe him in a bath before he went indoors
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Well he was an enormous spectacular spotty Great Dane

And he loved to roll in the mud smothering in brown sloppy stain

What a plight he would be, she would yell “OH SCRUFFY REALLY, NOT AGAIN!!”