Comedy

In America I think they are called a skillet
A kitchen utensil for cooking a steak fillet...

Mister Blackwood was the teacher of this complicated class
To remember the names of his pupils was...

my music and i
a beer and an empty glass
in the key of my life
the piano and i in...

I have been busy wrapping pressies, Christmas is on the way..Well at least I’ve made a start, I have been...

Come my soul, come

The journey up Moriah has only just begun

Here, hold this faggot and I'...

They say eyes
are the windows
Of the soul
Lately mine
Could use some
...

They told me what was right and I soon learned what was wrong, teachers taught me how to write my melodies...

let me love you

let me love to the heart on heart

into marrows of bones
to my...

my name is horse
of the land

in me is a place call comfort

i will bring you there...

I do not walk, I run
I will not wait, I act
Infact I have no patience as a matter of fact...

Today we
vote
However
I suspect
my ballot
is
being
used...

The taste of your lips
The curve of the hips
A soft and caressing hand
Your body sun...

Let’s spare a thought for Santa Claus this Christmas eve, how on earth is he going to manage? He out of...

I am the alpha female!
I guard this family from all.
Smelling my surroundings in detail,...

At 4:03 PM on November first
two thousand and twenty,
the missus nsync with yours truly,...

He is as hairy as an animal, infact they call him Monkeyman..and he spends all of his days out in the sun...

I sat down on a riverbank to wash my dirty feet but as I dangled them over the earthy edge I plodged right...