Comedy

Sally and Shirley are two very important snails
Both were in charge of handling out emails
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warning signs
of old
as the cold
to the lonely
heart
so far apart...

Santa bounced off our roof last night!
Gave the Mrs. and I quite a fright!
Went out to see...

Courtroom canteen at dinnertime here comes the judge
His usual chair taken and the occupant won't...

Arghhhhhhh......Marion & all..I have exceeded my comments today.....Cosmofunnel has just told me No WAY...

Eleven o'clock and it was time for bed
An interesting dream soon hit my head
Take this poem...

Haint no rhyme nor reason
why writing a poem such an arduous chore
twenty two days afore...

Evilondon loves me, I see it in her eyes
I see it in her dimples when I make her smile
And...

as calm the scent of love
lingers upon me

carefree she was as charming and
cheerful...

Next year is coming fast...

Already talks of layoffs in the beginning of 2021...

Over 15,...

Teeheee enjoy tuckin’ into Turkey everyone, that’s if you can use your knife and fork when all is said and...

I wonder to myself what's on your bucket list
Those things you want to do and not get missed...

Yes this will be a festive season like none other, as sons and daughters sigh whilst virtual hugging their...

Worrisome male pattern baldness
never recedes from forefront of mine noggin.

Though loss of...

Have two lady friends from Holland who are double Dutch
I like them both enormously and so very...

I can't see God

And yet, somehow...

Ze is still bigger

Than your miniskirt honey...

Writing about something that you don't often see
When you read this I'm sure you will agree
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