Comedy

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My Ghoul

My Ghoul

Gravedigger’s daughter, a lovely ghoul,
Newly rooted from cemetery pool
Teenage zombie,...

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Bobby’s blue, bouncy ball🤣

Bobby’s blue, bouncy ball🤣

Down the rocky, rough road the round, rubber ball rolled on , as Bobby’s Mother ran and ran to catch it...

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Ghosties, ghouls and me ???

Ghosties, ghouls and me ???

Ghosties, skeletons, spiders and snakes, none of them are real you know all of them are fakes..but I have...

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RIP BOBBY BALL

Part of my youth died with me yesterday
The comedian Bobby Ball sadly passed away
His cheeky...

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OOOOO ERRRRR MISSUS


Missus Reader doesn't like reading books
Missus Cook doesn't like the food she cooks
...

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like a horse

like a horse

Now i run free at last
for my neck is my strength as you touch
i will prance through all...

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Housekeeping not a strong...

(***warning ungapatchka language ahead***)

Housekeeping not a strong suit with the missus

Flush with rage the spouse will become allied
if reference made how she buzzfeeds disorder
...

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All this SXXT !!! ?

All this SXXT !!! ?

What will I write about now, I shall think of something from within my brow.. yet haven’t I covered every...

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Unsure

Crazed Mind Pt 1

Unsure

I really have no clue . Probably pretty average, prove me different.

Yes no.
De Ja Vu....

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NOODLES FOR POODLES

The family Johnson had two adoring poodles
Both had a vice and it was an addiction to noodles...

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Polly parrot ??

Polly parrot ??

Yup I am off once again letting my pen do the talking, with my head amidst that canopy of clouds ignoring...

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TIPSY GYPSY


She had a stall in the busy fairground
I went inside without making a sound
What did...

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The Kiss

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I met her at the yonder dance,
She mentioned she was leaving.
This be shattered romance?...

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lesson one ....the violin

lesson one ....the violin

on fingers tips to tips
caressing strings
piece by piece
while you play the Violin...

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in love ..if i can again

so scattered dust

so many love of gentle moments

winter storms of shutters clashing
mash mellows roasting...

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Petsmart stratagem employed...

Petsmart stratagem employed to generate business

Upon Googling Petco
regarding purchasing gift card
for eldest daughter
(she tends two...

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talking talks..nonsense

talking talks..nonsense

in the beginning i would wait for her call
and sometimes say may be i will call

the times...