Comedy

What is the use to entertain you with Love
When your eyes are closed
And your mind seems to...

In the shop lined up in a long row
All different designs were on show
Vibrant colours...

when life comes to me in contentment
you will be here in my thoughts in everything i do

as...

my woman is the kind in her kind
that is still learning to love me

she drinks beer, wine as...

At the saints and sinners ball nobody knew at all, who the hell was meant to be good or bad..Everyone wore...

Once there was a farmer who took a young lady,
To the back of the barn where he gave her a .......

Waiting for raindrops
In winds and storms of my fragile life
To feel the soft of love from...

If I was a Billionaire
I’d definately own a yacht
A cabin with a sat nav
I would buy...

i do not know why you love me
yet i believe

for your heart is as golden as the sun...

no complaints to listen too
no loud laughter of the nothingness
so often spoken off

...

My wife thought she could keep me under her thumb.
She thought she would be my boss but she is...

Who invented the word walkie talkie ?
If I said it was me I'd be telling you a porkie
Got me...

“You have to rest for a while” said the Doctor to the man
“Who me with a smile, well I will do the...

you think of the water pouring over you
washing your feet
its been a long run through the...

I remember it all so clearly now,
The words he spoke to me
They all came from this bird I saw...

That old red kiosk used to stand red and proud when it would ring a-ting-a-ling in our street very loud.....

I learned that Arthur Fonzerelli was actually a wimp.
I beat him senseless and he started walking...