Conquering The Computer

Hey my Cosmo soulmates, I miss you very much;
It seems like it’s been forever, since I’ve been so out of touch!
But I have a valid reason, to explain my truancy;
We’ve made a major life change, and moved to a new city!
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We left the State of Florida, over thirty days ago;
Moved nine hundred miles more northern, to Dayton, Ohio!
Our reason was quite simple, our funds were running low;
And Linda got a new position, where our coffers could vast grow!
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She’s the Accountant for a company, owned by Marty, my precious son;
He asked for our forgiveness, a great relationship has begun!
The love is ever present, the business is doing great;
She is a very large contributor, and many problems now abate!
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But unlike before our move here, she toils daily for several hours;
So I can’t ask her to do much on Cosmo, and more work upon her shower!
The fault is I’m illiterate, when it comes to computer use;
And until I learn to use one, I can’t pay my Cosmo dues!
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I feel so very guilty, for neglecting all my Mates;
I’m suffering from withdrawal, only poetic comments can me sate!
Please forgive me for being absent, but I’m making you a vow;
I’m going to modernize my thinking, and learn to use one soon somehow!
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                              This old dog must learn
                           He must master a new trick
                                “Sic The Computer”