Creating The Russian Collusion ( Dedicated to Larry Ran)
Stuffed inΒ
a bodily fluid
Stained Cigar
The dossierΒ
was bought/paidΒ
for by
HER
and delivered
by theΒ
"Don Juan
of Fayetteville Arkansas"
The Deplorables'
Messiah
would not take
the win
without feeling
HER
wrath
at a level
that could only be
compared
to Janet Reno's
vengence
on the Koresh Compound
Thus the Russian Collusion
was born
The Kremlin quicklyΒ
responded to
the controversary
by stating
Kremlin :
Girl we broke bread
and ate borsch
over the Uranium
project, plus we allowed
Teddy's Puppet
to create theΒ Iran nuclear deal
Why you want to muddy the waters
with this Baffoon?
Hilary:
You don't understand
I lost to "Biff Tannen"
from the Back to The Future Movie.
Now my plans of looting the
rest of the White House
Furniture is ruined!
Furthermore Bill now
has time to reenterΒ
my garage
and you know that space
has not been filled
since almost
the time that the
Hotel California
quit serving Spirits............
Kremlin:
Like 2 Pin it 0Sounds like a personal
problem and TMI.Β But as
a token to you
we are sending a
case of Viagra
and please give
our regards to
Slick Willie!
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Comments
Hello Greg...
When we borrowed all that money from China and Obama felt we needed even more...
I'm actually very surprised that it's such an easy fix and people could have more money in their pockets and the Country could be completely out of debt in 3 years...
Which means that had Trump actually did it right and focused on the mess that was left for him to clean up instead of focusing on the petty stuff and come down to the peoples petty level we could be completely out of debt with China next year if not, definitely in 2020...
But, how would we not create another debt with another Country?
WeΒ would need to make sure it wasn't allowed at anytime in the future...
That's what Budgets should be in place for...
I wonder who the President will be where no one has anything but, fantastic things to say...
Meaning everyone is over the top with love and appreciation...
If not, more years and decades of the same old petty nonsense that makes no difference to those living in the White House...
Yet, people are going to focus on what their not happy about...
Boo Hoo!!
?????
?????????
More medications please...
Send the Bill to Medicaid or Medicare!!
It's okay either way, slow death from the side effects...
They don't want to listen to whiners any longer than they have to...
People just don't get it...
Great write!
Thank you for sharing...
Hugs...
sparrowsong
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My Dear Greg,
I am so, so sorry that we just saw this poem that you dedicated to me.Β With Linda's new work schedule, we have almost no time but weekends to work on Cosmo.Β I have made a copy of it, and I'll work on it tonight.Β We will post my comment early tomorrow morning.
Next time, give me a shout out, and we'll get right on it.
I cannot wait to dig into it.
Love,
Larry xxx
Larry I did some jabbing on both sides of the political pendulum lol
Dear Greg,
I thoroughly enjoyed your light-hearted, satirical write.Β I have just posted my reply to it, which of course, I have dedicated to you.Β I think yours is much more urbane than mine, for I have cut right to the chase.
Next time, instead of "dueling poems", maybe we'll try "banjos".Β
Thank you so much for dedicating your great write to me, and the inspiration to go tete-a-tete.
Love,
Larry xxxΒ
LOL!! LOL!!... you are TOO friggin' funny!!..... he does actually look like Biff!! (smiles)...... your mind is worthy of after-life study.... and your words DEFINITELY worthy of praise!! (smiles)...... you rock bro!!.... peace n stuff!!... and ultimately...... World (fuckin') Peace!!...... more smiles!!......T xo ?β΄β€
Lol Tony